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| User: | apocalypticbob (5644318) 
I'm not gonna write you a love song
I'm unusually hard to hold on to
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| Name: | apocalypticbob |
| Location: | Oklahoma, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1978-08-25 |
| E-mail: | | apocalypticbob | @ | livejournal.com |
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| Bio: | I'm a lady, girl, woman, female. I know my name says Bob. I know that is traditionally a male name. It is a long story.
Here's the quick and dirty version, since I've been intending to put it on here forever.
I went to a friend's house, whose daughter was having her 11th birthday party. She had invited the whole class, and all of them showed up. Friend was overwhelmed. I went to corral the kids and keep them entertained. I gathered them all in one area to explain the first activity, and introduced myself as Bob. They laughed. I see them around town. They still call me Bob. It's funny, if you are a pre-teen, for a woman to call herself Bob. Apparently. I go to Wal-Mart and kids run over to me and say,"Hey, Bob!" Makes me smile.
Then one night I was lying in bed staring at the ceiling, as insomniacs do, when I had this thought of this guy selling things at the end of the world. He was selling all kinds of weird things, in a Crazy Eddie style, and you could see that he was suffering from radiation sickness and God knows what else. He called himself Postapocalyptic Bob, and his tagline was, "Because you never know what you'll need at the end of the world."
Slightly depressing, sure, but I was taken with the guy.
I decided to jump into LJ, but intended for it to be an anonymous thing...just a place to vent. I didn't have any intention of even revealing I was a girl, much less who I was. Obviously I didn't want to use the handle I have used for everything else, so I was going to use Postapocalyptic Bob. Wouldn't fit. Apocalypticbob did, though, and I thought the fact that Apocalyptic Bob had my initials was kind of cool, so it stuck.
Then I found out that I had a lot of friends on LJ and decided it was better used to communicate than to rant unknown, so it evolved.
And that's why I'm Bob.
About me? Well...aren't you suppose to read my journal and discover that for yourself?
Many of my journal entries are friends locked. Please comment on an unlocked entry to be added to my friends list.
CAVEAT: I am a bitch... you have been warned. Everything I write is my personal opinion and you do not have to agree with or read it.
All posts are ©opyright 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 by Amber Lee Bingham and may not be posted or quoted to other venues without express written permission, all rights reserved!
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"And then there is apocalypticbob, who not only says nice things about near strangers, but is very high on my list of 'people I wouldn't mind being trapped in a warehouse with during the zombie apocalypse', due to her common-sense approach to the truly insane, slightly skewed view on reality, and ability to roll with the punches of a non-linear world. My rating? Worthy of the name 'Bob'."
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| Memories: | 51 entries |
| Pictures: | over 100 public |
| Interests: | 83: bdsm, bedlam bards, bettie page, bi-polar disorder, black phoenix alchemy lab, bondage, books, bpal, bubble tea, buffy, buffy the vampire slayer, celtic music, christianity, cons, corsets, costumes, costuming, dance, drama, dungeoneers, erotica, evanescence, fairies, filk, firefly, harry potter, horror movies, humor, insanity, intelligence, joss whedon, kcrf, kempo, kevin smith, literature, living statues, malcolm reynolds, martial arts, medieval faires, mike rowe, motherhood, music, musicals, nathan fillion, neil gaiman, oklahoma renaissance festival, okrf, pin-up art, pirates, porn, queen's gambit, random letters, random mail, reading, religion, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festivals, renfairs, rennaissance festivals, rhps, rocky horror picture show, rpgs, sci-fi conventions, sensuality, serenity, sexuality, shakespeare, singing, singing in my shower, stephen king, submissiveness, swordfighting, tae kwon do, texas renaissance festival, the simpsons, theatre, thrift stores, trf, vampires, way of peaceful warrior, writing, zombies |
| Schools: | Bay City High School - Bay City, TX
Central Vocational Technical School - Drumright, OK
Everett Middle School - Panama City, FL
Palacios High School - Palacios, TX
Springfield Elementary School - Springfield, FL
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